Maternity Fail

It's ok, dress model. If I were made to wear this dress while pregnant, I'd look pretty pissed off, too.

Consistency fail

I spy six different types of material in this dress. And none of them are high quality.

Highwaters Fail

This bridesmaid dress is a cinch. As in, cinched up around her thighs somehow. Perfect for a marsh wedding?

Mer-fail

Mermaid dresses: only acceptable when they do not look like you've skinned an actual mermaid.