Maternity Fail

It's ok, dress model. If I were made to wear this dress while pregnant, I'd look pretty pissed off, too.

Consistency fail

I spy six different types of material in this dress. And none of them are high quality.

Highwaters Fail

This bridesmaid dress is a cinch. As in, cinched up around her thighs somehow. Perfect for a marsh wedding?

Mer-fail

Mermaid dresses: only acceptable when they do not look like you've skinned an actual mermaid.

Aquatic Wildlife Fail

Dead dolphin pileup for your wedding. The palm oil in this cake also helped kill orangutans. Enjoy!

Grate Idea

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS.

Seriously. A cheese grater in the shape of a bride "wearing a 'grate' gown!"? I'd use this on my own forehead if I went to a wedding that gave these out as favors.

Please note that this item is offered by "classybride.com".

Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love

Excuse me, madam.


The bottom of your dress appears to be on fire.