Aquatic Wildlife Fail

Dead dolphin pileup for your wedding. The palm oil in this cake also helped kill orangutans. Enjoy!

Grate Idea

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS.

Seriously. A cheese grater in the shape of a bride "wearing a 'grate' gown!"? I'd use this on my own forehead if I went to a wedding that gave these out as favors.

Please note that this item is offered by "classybride.com".

Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love

Excuse me, madam.


The bottom of your dress appears to be on fire.

Classy Topper Fail

Let's talk about classy cake toppers for a minute.


This is not one.

Veil Fail

I don't know if you've ever taken a good look at Priscilla Presley's veil... but it is from another world. Also, she looks like a mannequin in this picture. Also, six-tiered cake with accordion guy in the background for the win!